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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.

A woman only has two complaints:
nothing to wear and not enough wardrobe space.

On a residential fence:  "SALESMEN WELCOME" Dog food is expensive.

On an electricians truck. Let us remove your shorts.

In a Laundromat window- Ladies leave your clothes and spend the afternoon having a good time.

On a residential front door. "Everyone on these premises is a vegetarian"  EXCEPT THE DOG!

On a veterinarians door- Back in ten minutes.Sit.Stay.

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