Jokes for Blokes
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.
A woman only has two complaints:
nothing to wear and not enough wardrobe space.
On a residential fence: "SALESMEN WELCOME" Dog food is expensive.
On an electricians truck. Let us remove your shorts.
In a Laundromat window- Ladies leave your clothes and spend the afternoon having a good time.
On a residential front door. "Everyone on these premises is a vegetarian" EXCEPT THE DOG!
On a veterinarians door- Back in ten minutes.Sit.Stay.
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