Quotes & Jokes To Make You Smile
Why does it take 500 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?!
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say - talk in your sleep.
Women are always saying, "You never put the toilet seat back down!!" Au contraire....Women never put the seat back up.
What women want. To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted and at times to be held.
What men want. Tickets for the world series.
Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.
If you never learn how to value differences...... You will never know the intimacy you really want.
It's time to stop looking back and start to move forward into a better future.
Nothing stops a family quarrel more quickly than the arrival of an unexpected guest.
Marriages are made in heaven.....then again so is thunder and lightning.
